Believe it or not there is a gene pool of plastic DNA that we engineered to be the fittest and strongest in our little magical kingdom. We use the same “stuff” that is used to make bulletproof glass and fighter jet canopies so we know our S*** is durable, but I was quite frustrated when I couldn’t break the damn thing. So… I had this crazy notion to run it over with the closest car I found and watch… no tricks, pinky swear.
